Carlton Huxley Ltd
Legal & Law Enforcement Consultants
Investigative and Legal Services for problems Large or small
Tel 0203 239 5076
contact@carltonhuxley.com
www.carltonhuxley.com
MID-SUMMER APARTMENT. Stratford-upon-avon. Light and spacious, one bedroom, holiday let. Ideal town centre location. www.midsummerapartment.co.uk 07799 620053
Not 4 in a Bed!
Gorgeous boutique style B & B in South Devon Countryside
www.velwellhouse.co.uk
All 5* Trip Advisor reviews
ANDALUCIA. 300yr-old house in whitewashed village 5 mins beach. Rooftop pool. Sleeps 2-6. 00353 2822957. www.cottagesforcouples.ie/casa-torrox-spain
Vintage/Classic Car Driver?
Leisurely European tours. Italy / Croatia / Switzerland / Scandinavia.
Info: 01824 790280. Email: countrylanetours@aol.com
they are few weeks old , home trained and recent on their shots. They have been tamed and all their canine teeth removed and they are just like normal house hold cats . They are out for sales urgently to any loving family who is willing to show them much love . However , interested persons should pls contact . They will come along with all their papers.
Bankers wanted (demonised and otherwise) to take part in anthropological experiment. Involves viewing, time/pi/meta ego art displayed in a former bank vault.
Our Good Friends and Neighbours
by
Russell Gregory
A story of humiliation and revenge.
Available on Amazon
BILLIE BEECHEY
1996 - 2013
The most beautiful dog,
adored and missed by her family.
Attractive, slim and quick-witted woman, 41, seeks clever, kind and (very important) single man for LTR. Londoners preferred. mcnamara81971@yahoo.co.uk
Middle aged,Middle class Chap Urgently Needs£1200----Good Refs.More---peterpboulton@btinternet.com ManyThanks.
Skint writer needs help to continue long-term project. 09-01-26 30835316
London accommodation desired by returning London teacher from July/August. Impeccable references.
London accommodation desired by returning London teacher from July/August. Impeccable references.
Are there really philanthropic angels reading this? If so 20K would be LIFE changing 20 20 37 23029530
Beached seafaring bibliophile seeks affordable lodging. Self + books. Town/country.
Getting short of time to complete bucket list - all I want to do before I go is
- Find out if this works
- To take my kids on a last holiday
- To give a donation to Macmillan
Maybe I can kill (excuse the pun) 3 birds with one stone.
- Send me money I will split it between holiday and Macmillan
- Finally on 12 July I will update you all in Private Eye about how it worked
Thanks for any support
Account Number:24389804
Sort Code:08-92-88
Private Investor required for small London based Property Construction Company email rocqueinvestments@googlemail.com
Planning off-grid, eco-retirement community with inbuilt income generation. Investment via limited company. Box number 154997
For sale: two period Normandy cottages set in 3 acres of gardens and pasture. A haven of calm and green only 25 minutes from Honfleur. Perfect for holiday home, gîte, etc. Photos: www.normandy-property.eu
Private sale, no agents please.
TAX BREAK? Cottage for sale in SARK. fallesark@sark.net
One bedroom penthouse apartment on the fifth floor of a modern building just minutes away from Angel and Old Street underground stations. Fully furnished.
Files in the Ointment?
Our British & Filipino team will carefully gather, research and organise your data. ben@tirserv.com
Eye can work for you! Versatile, resourceful and innovative final year student at Aberystwyth. English and Art History, 2:1. Available June 2013. Will do anything in return for £9 per hour. Will work over UK, EU, anywhere. Loads of experience.
Professional Liaison Conciliatory Services
We are Family and Patient Representatives, specialising in:
- appeals and refund claims for NHS Continuing Care funding for
nursing home fees
(non-means-tested eligibility); and
- dealing with doctors, social services and care home finance to
resolve all care related issues.
Telephone or email Reeta Ram for a free consultation
07956 833659 www.professionalliaisonservices.co.uk
SUNNY DEVON ACCOUNTANTS will keep you on the straight and narrow. English, Polish and French spoken. www.crwaccountants.co.uk
From £50, I’ll do your books or tax. I do the routine through to the extreme. Clients UK wide. T: 01613003740 www.chanceryaccountsllp.com
Slides/Negatives onto CD/DVD. Digital photo restoration. Friendly efficient service.www.digitiseyourphotos.co.uk
SPEECH LOOMING? Relax, I’ll write it for you! You’re due to speak at a wedding/dinner/event. Don’t waste time worrying. Lawrence 020 8245 8999 or www.greatspeechwriting.co.uk
Link Investigations
A complete investigation service
01342 719 361
07733 325 488
info@linkinvestigations.co.uk
www.linkinvestigations.co.uk
Want to raise your profile? Speaking engagements, TV news appearances? www.ceo-pr.com
BLACKSMITHING - inspirational weekend beginners' courses, Surrey. Marvellous birthday present!
www.blacksmithing-school.co.uk
NEW KING JAMES VERSION. Jn - Heb - Ps1-41 - Is - Ja-Ju - Gen - Mt - ... The start of a personal reading cycle that includes: John and Romans x5; Isaiah, Mark and 1/2 Corinthians x4; Psalms x3; Genesis and Jeremiah twice; & Leviticus and 1/2 Samuel once.
ourdogsarse.org
A Rant-Sheet of Taste
Give it a sniff
A BRAND IS BURNED ON A COW'S BEHIND. Vitsoe is not a brand.
vitsoe.com
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